The gut level

By Darren Weeks

It was bad enough when the Department of Homeland Stupidity created the color system to tell us how afraid we should be on a day to day basis.

Now, we have DHS secretary Michael Chertoff's gut talking to America about the threat level.

Can it get any more insane?

Chertoff is a man that purportedly is charged with the job of keeping America safe, and the U.S. level of intelligence about the purported terrorist "threat" is apparently now measured on what the DHS director feels in his gut!

What happens if Chertoff has too much Taco Bell for dinner? Perhaps, we'll have a multi-city biological alert the next day.

These federal clowns must just sit around mocking and laughing at how stupid the American people are to swallow anything they say.

The truth of the matter is that the orchestrators of terrorism are the same ones who are pointing the finger at everyone else. They fund the terrorists, they run the terror training camps and they built up Al-CIA-Duh as the tool to build the despotic new world order.

The fact that Chertoff is warning us that his gut says we may see an attack this summer is indicative of the fact that there will more than likely not be any such attack.

Perhaps, if Chertoff feels any real terror in his gut, it is his overwhelming fear that the dumbed down masses will smarten up to the outright treachery and betrayal that he and his cohorts have bestowed upon the people.

Thomas Fuller has said that "the mob has many heads but no brains". Angry mobs aren't very friendly. Especially mobs that are heavily armed.

To that end, Mr. Chertoff, we fear not. We have Homeland Security, as long as we have our Second Amendment. Now, go slither back into your swamp.