If you've ever worried about having access to a quality commode, your concerns are about to go down the drain!
It's the World Toilet Summit, going on right now in Beijing China, Nov. 17 to the 19th, 2004.
Just get a whiff of some of these hot topics! They include the "humanized toilet" — whatever the heck that means. Also they'll address the popularization of the environmental toilet, and toilet management.
Toilet management? Gee, I thought all you had to do was scrub it with that bristle-brush thing.
Considering the U.N.'s compulsion for controlling everything, they will be sure to address toilet designing, energy-saving measures, and of course water conservation.
It makes you want to run right out and buy those airplane tickets, right? But don't get up yet! There's more!
Other topics that will be "floated" include a global perspective on the relationship between toilets and quality of life, world-class tourism and toilets, and the all-important "toilets for different cultures".
These bottom-feeding globalist lavatory lords will examine the porcelain throne from every conceivable angle. I'm sure that everyone in attendance will appreciate the "ground swell" of information that will be offered. It promises to be a gratifying experience for all who are seated.
In a world where human rights are becoming more basic all the time, access to a quality, environmentally-friendly toilet is a "basic human right", according to the World Toilet Organization. And the U.N. certainly is not going to get caught with their pants down, when it comes to ensuring that the gap is being filled. Alas, they are certainly very good at butting into our business — even the business of personal hygiene.
For all of the excretory product the U.N. pushes on us, it's nice to know that they're concerned that we have a place to put it. My, but how we would love to tell them where to put it!
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